RULE 998: Flamethrowers Are Dumb

by admin on February 18, 2010 · 3 comments

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Don’t forget – flamethrowers only work if you are wearing a WW2 costume

Sure initially the idea of torching down a row of Zombies sounds like a good idea, you imagine dozens of Zombies Stop-Drop-and-Roiling wile groaning in agony.

Well it doesn’t work like that, Zombies probably wont even notice that they are on fire and just keep on walking until they not only eat you alive – you will burn to death at the same time.

So keep the flamethrowers for marauding gangs or trimming the hedges and use a gun or sword.

Zombie Rangers Out…

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1 James G March 12, 2010 at 11:38 pm

Despite flamethrowers being relativity ineffective against Zombies I still love em’

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2 swordpoint9 April 29, 2010 at 2:28 am

You for got using the high speed SOG fusion combat tomahawk!
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3 Bingbangwaddawadda August 13, 2010 at 11:08 am

Wait, how come we can’t use flame throwers but we can use swords? I would imagine that zombie blood would make you into a zombie.  

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