RULE 997: Stay Out of the Woods

by Z Killer on March 12, 2010 · 2 comments

in 1000 Rules For Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

This doesn’t even look remotely safe you dumb-ass

Seriously, how many people have to be chased down and eaten wile trying to run away from Zombies in the woods. Even better, people go into the woods at night – smart move genius, now not only are you on uneven terrain, its so dark you cant see

In the Zombie infected world the woods are only for deer and people who want to be eaten

Zombie Rangers Out…

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1 kegs April 21, 2010 at 12:18 pm

Yes keep the hell out of the woods. That is my domain. Stay out. LOL!  

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2 Bonnie April 23, 2010 at 4:01 am

well im pretty sure zombies cant climb

and there is no zombies in that forrest so

realy if your good at climbing

it would be safer then any house,plaza,airport ect  

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