- Unless you are Arnold Swarchenegger this wont work
It is a statistically proven fact that over 60 per cent of all deaths by zombie (DBZ) occur due to the victim, or the ‘eatee’ leaning his or her body against a door in a comedic effort to hold back an average of 800 pounds of frenzied undead thrust.
Sure, people may be attacked in cars or airport terminals, but be smart – if a hundred rotting undead creatures (“Hey! THAT one looks just like Aunt Bea!”) are rushing toward your house, slamming the door and leaning against it is NOT gonna do the job.
Witness all the old flicks in which people do exactly that and within seconds, zombified arms and heads are ripping through the door, the sheetrock walls, the windows.
The person who really wants to be prepared for zombie (or any other unwelcome guest) incursions, learns that using very large, inexpensive clay flower pots placed around one’s door and porch area, can be made into very serviceable Claymores which guarantee results! Zombies with shredded bodies cannot menace the prepared Zombie Ranger!
Note: thanks to J3 for this Zombie Rule. To the other guys that sent in new rules thanks a ton and yours will be up soon.
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ZOMBIE RANGERS OUT…
