RULE 995: Don’t Go Looking For Zombie Trouble

by Z Killer on March 26, 2010 · 3 comments

in 1000 Rules For Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse, Uncategorized

Sure, you will look cool hunting zombies – for the 12 minutes before your dumb ass gets killed playing “super zombie hunter”

Sure it’s a zombie apocalypse, the undead are roaming the streets and shopping malls and it pisses you off. But hey – since when is it your personal responsibility to rid the world of the Zombie threat?

I am not saying that you shouldn’t kill every Zombie that you run into, just don’t go out looking for trouble. Heroes get killed, regular guys just trying to survive live to fight another day.

So the next time someone says “let’s get our Zombie killing on” tell them, “I’m good dude, I’ll stay here in the bunker”

Thanks to Shannon for giving us the idea for this rule

Zombie Hunters Out

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1 bertha March 28, 2010 at 8:23 pm

when there are zombies i will never go looking for zombie trouble for watching this, what i will do is gather people and stay in one place and shoot zombies with around 50 people helping me  

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2 jackeh April 20, 2010 at 1:30 am

YEAH. then one gets bit. then bites someone else. then TADAH. EPIC FAIL.  

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3 Bonnie April 23, 2010 at 3:58 am

so your gonna hide rom the zombies for the rest of your life or till they die off

then by your self clean up the world and reproduce

your smart aint ya  

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