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RULE 998: Flamethrowers Are Dumb

February 18, 2010

Don’t forget – flamethrowers only work if you are wearing a WW2 costume

Sure initially the idea of torching down a row of Zombies sounds like a good idea, you imagine dozens of Zombies Stop-Drop-and-Roiling wile groaning in agony.
Well it doesn’t work like that, Zombies probably wont even notice that they are on fire and [...]

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RULE 999: Carry 3 Guns

February 16, 2010

It’s a good thing I brought this bottle of water to the shoot-out

If things have gotten so bad that you had to dump (or ran out of ammo) your main gun (a longun) then just having one backup isn’t enough. Cuz if you have burned through 12 – 30 round M-4 Mags and you [...]

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RULE 1000: Wear a Helmet

February 15, 2010

Sorry – I couldn’t think of anything funny to say about the helmet

It would totally suck if you survived the Zombie Apocalypse then tripped and cracked your head open wiles scavenging. Soldiers, construction workers and extreme sports guys wear a helmet for a reason – so they don’t split their noggin.
You don’t have to get [...]

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