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RULE 996: Leaning Against a Door Will NOT hold the Zombie Hoard Back

March 19, 2010

It is a statistically proven fact that over 60 per cent of all deaths by zombie (DBZ) occur due to the victim, or the ‘eatee’ leaning his or her body against a wooden door in a comedic effort to hold back an average of 800 pounds of frenzied undead thrust.

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